Makes the perfect gift for someone who has everything.
Makes the perfect gift for someone who has nothing.
But is my book the right book for you?
1. Do you like to own beautiful books and display them on your coffee table?
2. Do you like to be the first one in your neighborhood to own one-of-a-kind, best selling books?
3. Do you like to read books while going to the bathroom?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions then my book is the book for you.
Fifty-eight pages of magic, lovingly illustrated by the very young, very beautiful, very talented, very everything, (basically a spitting image of myself and I’d hate her but I love me too much) Carlie Tobin, email@example.com, an acclaimed artist I have never met.
The Cover of my book & Interior Design is woven together by my dearest, oldest friend, Paul Erdman, www.CreativeProgression.com, again, someone I have never met.
Will it make you laugh?
Maybe. Maybe not. It’s up to you.
But I have a feeling it’s going to be BIG, if not on this planet, surely on some other.
So do yourself and me a favor.
Softcover, 58 pp, 8.5"x8.5", black & white interior, illustrated.
ISBN-10: 1481248901; ISBN-13: 978-1481248907
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“This is a coffee table book meant for the bathroom.”
Muriel Beasley, Dr. Beasley’s mother
DISCLAIMER: Dr. Beasley is not a real doctor. She is an imaginary, fictitious character who only thinks she is real. Do not try anything she suggests without consulting a real doctor, psychotherapist or good friend. Proceed with caution. However, her book IS real, and can be purchased on amazon.com.