How Are Your New Year’s Resolutions Going?

Written one year ago
At 6:15 in the morning
Not that it matters, but I had Jell-O shots doused with Poprocks the night before

How are your New Year’s Resolutions going?
Remember, the most successful way to write New Year’s Resolutions is to write them for other people – especially people you aren’t especially fond of.
Write them for people who talk too much.
Or are too fat.
Or irritate you by breathing in your presence.
A well constructed resolution might be:
Stop stuffing that donut into your face.
Or stop making eye contact with me.
Or stop talking to me – I can’t pretend to listen to you anymore.
I think you get the idea.
It’s fun and freeing.
It’s a win-win.

In light & love,
And all things lovely,
Keep those psychic emails coming.
That way if we’re hacked,
No one will ever know.

Dr. Beasley