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“The only book that guarantees nothing and delivers.”

     Dr. Cheeks, Proctologist

“I applied Dr. Beasley’s Art of Active Listening and I haven’t heard a word anyone has said in thirty years.”

Dr. Vogel, Psychiatrist

“You’d be better off getting a lobotomy than reading this book.”

Dr. Sherman, Neurosurgeon

It’s just their opinions. You don’t have to listen to them.

      Dr. Beasley

“I don’t know.  I kinda liked it.”

Sam, Dr. Beasly’s 7th Husband

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DISCLAIMER: Dr. Beasley is not a real doctor. She is an imaginary, fictitious character who only thinks she is real. Do not try anything she suggests without consulting a real doctor, psychotherapist or good friend. Proceed with caution. However, her book IS real, and can be purchased on